Kragthorpe's Khoirboys

It's tough out there for U of L football coaches on the recruiting trail. Especially when they're looking for 18 year olds who have never been in trouble, always minded mom and daddy, always brushed their teeth and said their prayers before going to bed and always been on the honor roll.

None of those nasty, mean ol' ruffians who might use a cuss word or or sneeze without using a handerchief for Koach K's team. Only the angelic will do for U of L fooball. How comforting to know that we'll never again have to check a police blotter again. (Oh wait, is this 2009?)

We may only beat the patsies and maybe one Big East team every other year but we won't have guys who throw candy wrappers on the floor even if they can't throw a kickout block or a quarterback for a loss or a touchdown pass.

That's a relief.

Try to keep the faith for 2 more years.

It's all your fault

You bad, mean University of Louisville football fans. It's all your fault, the previous coach's fault, the media's fault, someone else's fault. Now it will take many, many years to fix.

Starting possibly in 2012 there may be something resembling football a tiny bit, but don't expect too much. Get used to it.

For the next few years there will be.....no more football for you!

Next!